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Written by Neil as a theme song for Aaron Ackerson's Radio Free Spacecat, this is his first and only song to feature lead female vocals. It is a parody of the Aaron Carter song Oh Aaron. Alora has since disowned the song and has prohibited its distribution, creating an AST.

LyricsEdit

Hear him live-365,
Got a five dollar mic in overdrive.
Every Saturday night, he puts on a show.
He ain't got no life, but he doesn't know.
Turns his webcam on and he plays a song;
The whole charade, just one big yawn.
When he's talking, it's like a total distraction.
When he's on the mic, there's a pain reaction!
Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?
You look like a hobo in spectacles,
Everyone laughing at you.
Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?
Smell like orangutan excrement,
Always a-look like a fool.
Done.

Trivia Edit

  • The "pain reaction" line is a reference to a lyric in Aaron's The Artichoke Song -- "When I get on the mic, there's a chain reaction."
  • The "orangutan excrement" line was later referenced by Aaron in Hyakugojyuuichi 2003.
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