Insult to Aaron

Written by Neil as a theme song for Aaron Ackerson's Radio Free Spacecat, this is his first and only song to feature lead female vocals. It is a parody of the Aaron Carter song Oh Aaron. Alora has since disowned the song and has prohibited its distribution, creating an AST.

LyricsEdit

Hear him live-365,

Got a five dollar mic in overdrive.

Every Saturday night, he puts on a show.

He ain't got no life, but he doesn't know.

Turns his webcam on and he plays a song;

The whole charade, just one big yawn.

When he's talking, it's like a total distraction.

When he's on the mic, there's a pain reaction!

Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?

You look like a hobo in spectacles,

Everyone laughing at you.

Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?

Smell like orangutan excrement,

Always a-look like a fool.

Done.

Trivia Edit

• The "pain reaction" line is a reference to a lyric in Aaron's The Artichoke Song -- "When I get on the mic, there's a chain reaction."
• The "orangutan excrement" line was later referenced by Aaron in Hyakugojyuuichi 2003.