Written by Neil as a theme song for Aaron Ackerson's Radio Free Spacecat, this is his first and only song to feature lead female vocals. It is a parody of the Aaron Carter song Oh Aaron. Alora Lanzillotta has since disowned the song and has prohibited its distribution, creating an AST.
Lyrics[]
- Hear him live-365,
- Got a five dollar mic in overdrive.
- Every Saturday night, he puts on a show.
- He ain't got no life, but he doesn't know.
- Turns his webcam on and he plays a song;
- The whole charade, just one big yawn.
- When he's talking, it's like a total distraction.
- When he's on the mic, there's a pain reaction!
- Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?
- You look like a hobo in spectacles,
- Everyone laughing at you.
- Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?
- Smell like orangutan excrement,
- Always a-look like a fool.
- Done.
Trivia[]
- The "pain reaction" line is a reference to a lyric in Aaron's The Artichoke Song -- "When I get on the mic, there's a chain reaction."
- The "orangutan excrement" line was later referenced by Aaron in Hyakugojyuuichi 2003.
