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The Oldest Man on MySpace
Artist: Lemon Demon
Length: 2:48
The Oldest Man on MySpace is a song released on June 11, 2006 on the Lemon Demon MySpace page.

Lyrics Edit

I’m the oldest man on MySpace,

On the old computer by my rest home bed.

All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times.

Everyone in my Top Eight is dead.


When I see a teenaged girl

All made up like a whore,

It takes me straight back

To the second world war…


But I know she’ll never love

An old fart like me,

which is why I put my age

As twenty-three.


I’m the oldest man on MySpace,

Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song.

I’m writing out my will in glitter text.

I’m giving everything to Tom…

Whippersnapper.


OMG.

Less than three.

LOL.

What’s that smell?


Oops.


I’m the oldest man on MySpace.

I’m the oldest man on MySpace.

I’m the oldest man on MySpace.

I’m the oldest man on MySpace.

I’m the oldest man on MySpace.

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