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On the old computer by my rest home bed. |
On the old computer by my rest home bed. |
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All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. |
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. |
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Everyone in my Top Eight is dead. |
Everyone in my Top Eight is dead. |
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When I see a teenaged girl |
When I see a teenaged girl |
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All made up like a whore, |
All made up like a whore, |
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It takes me straight back |
It takes me straight back |
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An old fart like me, |
An old fart like me, |
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which is why I put my age |
which is why I put my age |
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As twenty-three. |
As twenty-three. |
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Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song. |
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song. |
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Whippersnapper. |
Whippersnapper. |
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OMG. |
OMG. |
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Less than three. |
Less than three. |
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LOL. |
LOL. |
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Oops. |
Oops. |
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Revision as of 19:23, 28 July 2020
The Oldest Man on MySpace is a song released on June 11, 2006 on the Lemon Demon MySpace page.
Lyrics
I’m the oldest man on MySpace, On the old computer by my rest home bed. All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. Everyone in my Top Eight is dead.
When I see a teenaged girl All made up like a whore, It takes me straight back To the second world war…
But I know she’ll never love An old fart like me, which is why I put my age As twenty-three.
I’m the oldest man on MySpace, Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song. I’m writing out my will in glitter text. I’m giving everything to Tom… Whippersnapper.
OMG. Less than three. LOL. What’s that smell?
Oops.
I’m the oldest man on MySpace. I’m the oldest man on MySpace. I’m the oldest man on MySpace. I’m the oldest man on MySpace. I’m the oldest man on MySpace.